I'm selling an autographed copy of the orchestral score from the 1974 film "Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter". The music is by British composer Laurie Johnson. The CD booklet is autographed by actress Caroline Munro (one of the leads in the film). This limited edition release of 2000 units was released by BSX records on 9/14/2007. Only the first 100 copies bear Miss Munro's autograph. The CD is brand new and factory sealed.
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Video: Main Title from Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter by Laurie Johnson Video posted to YouTube on 1/16/2015 (2:36).
Updated my blogger profile again today, and clicked the box for another random question. The question was "The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?".
The Story
W. Backspin was one wicked dude. He grabbed me by the collar and I almost lost my footing, standing there on the edge of the cliff. Then he kneed me in the gut and let go. Over the side of the cliff I fell, presumably to my doom. At the last second, however, I grabbed hold of Backspin's ankles, and pulled his feet out from under him. He fell on his back, hard. Then he slid toward the edge. Right before going over the edge, he flipped over and stopped himself, just barely digging his fingernails into the packed earth. We both hung there for the time being. He barely holding on to the edge of the cliff, and me holding onto Backspin's ankles.
Backspin tried to shake me loose, but I held on for dear life. But Backspin's socks slipped down, and then his shoes started to come off. I screamed when I realized what was happening. Unfortunately for Backspin, at the same time his shoes came off and I plunged to my death, he lost his grip and fell. In midair Backspin flipped around and took a swipe at me, punching me cruelly in the face, blackening my eye. I shouted an obscenity and punched back at him. I missed and spun around in mid-air, my feet facing him. So I kicked out with all my might and Backspin slammed into the side of the cliff.
He bounced off the side of the cliff and then hit the ground with a thud. It was however, only a rocky outcropping. I, propelled a foot or so backwards, missed the ledge and continued my downward plunge. A few short seconds later my body hit the icy water. I sunk like a stone into the depths. I tried to swim to the surface, but an undertow drug me down into the murky blackness. My lungs felt like they were about to burst. I was about to open my mouth and suck in my last breath, which would of course fill my lungs with water and I would drown...
Image: Me, standing near the edge of the cliff moments before Backspin arrived.
This post concerns my reaction to the season four finale of the television series "Dexter". For anyone unfamilar with the show, here is a short synopsis from Wikipedia: Dexter is an Emmy and Golden Globe Award-winning American television drama series that airs on the pay-TV channel, Showtime. In February 2008 reruns began to air on CBS. Set in Miami, the series centers on Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall), a serial killer with standards who works for the Miami Metro Police Department as a blood-spatter analyst (see the Wikipedia page for an extended synopsis).
By the way, I advise against reading any further if you have not seen season four (or the shocker ending) and plan on doing so. Because spoilers will be discussed. I'm calling this a "reaction" and not a "review" because I haven't seen a single episode of season 4 (which concluded on 12/13/2009). Because it hasn't come out on DVD yet. I saw season one without subscribing to Showtime because DirecTV re-aired it on another channel, with, presumably, the intent of getting people hooked and feeling compelled to subscribe to a pay channel in order to find out what happens in season 2.
I did become hooked, but, unfortunately for Showtime, I am a patient person. I waited until season 2 came out on DVD and purchased it. I also waited and purchased season 3 on DVD. As for season 4, I inadvertently discovered that one of the major characters had accepted a part on another television program. Why? Because they killed her off on "Dexter". So, after I found that out I wanted to know why. Turns out she was murdered by another serial killer. After she married Dexter and gave birth to his son. (The character I'm referring to is Rita Bennett, who is portrayed in seasons 1-4 by Julie Benz. Julie Benz's current TV gig is as a "recurring" character on "Desperate Housewives", a show I have never seen and have no interest in seeing).
Someone on another message board I frequent posted the following response to the "Dexter" season four finale...
It was absolutely brilliant... The absolute horror and feeling of loss are what this show is about. ...it felt entirely appropriate. Dexter's little world gets shattered bit by bit as the series progresses ... I think what happened at the end of this season was as it should be. (I've shortened what this other person originally wrote, whittling it down to what I thought was essential. In any case, I wasn't comfortable stealing, verbatim, what someone else wrote).
Well, without seeing yet (although I know basically what happened) my response is general disagreement with this person. I wrote a response and posted it.
My thoughts (based only on what I've read) regarding the season 4 finale...
I haven't seen it yet, but I don't like the idea of killing off a character just to show you have "balls" (as an earlier poster put it) [this was a comment by someone other than person whom I quoted above]. They did the same thing on another show I really liked... Highlander. I was OK with the killing off of major characters on that show until they went to far and killed off Richie. They had established a prescient of not being afraid to kill off characters, and so they thought they needed to do something bold... but they made a mistake killing this character (and it didn't help that the episode was seriously lame-o).
With "Dexter" I thought what was going to happen was that he was going to become more and more normal (see things from an average person's point of view) as time progressed. When the show first started he wasn't even capable of participating in a romantic relationship - and now he is (or was, up until the end of the last season) a married father.
Also, I thought they were setting up a lot of threads (in regards to his relationship with Rita) that were going to be examined later on - like the fact that she had been married before Paul. And Dexter being in a relationship gave the series an excuse for gratuitous sex and nudity (which, of course a cable pay channel wants - to attract viewers). Now, how can he become involved with anyone else? He only kills other killers - wouldn't he think twice before putting another innocent woman in harm's way (as people around him seem to always be getting bumped off)?
Another reason Rita's murder bothers me... He spent the entire second season being led astray, but ended up back with her at the end. Now they've killed her off. Reminded me of Aliens, where Ripley spent the entire second half of the movie saving Newt, and then they killed her off at the beginning of the third movie. I hate it when they do that.
Also, what happens to Rita's kids? Is Dexter now going to be a single dad of three? Or will he only be a single dad of one? Will Rita's mom want custody of Cody and Astor [Rita's two children from her previous marriage to Paul]? In any case, I'd think that Dexter may want to find another home for them, seeing as it is dangerous to be around him. Who will they kill off next? His sister? I doubt it, but then again I thought Rita was safe.
Seems to me the only reason they killed her was for the shock value. They thought they were being clever in mimicking Dexter's experience of seeing his mother killed in front of him. Whatever his INFANT son saw, I doubt he will remember it. He was just to young for something he most likely won't remember to haunt him for the rest of his life (and turn him into a killer like his dad).
I know that people here generally don't approve of others judging things they have not seen or heard, but I don't have a problem doing so. This move gets a thumbs down from me. They could have come up with something better than this cheap and intellectually lazy "shocker" ending. Maybe I'll change my mind after actually seeing it, but for now this is my opinion.
6/6/2015 Update: I wrote the reaction above before watching the actual episode. In retrospect it was not that bad. I did not then (and still do not) think Rita should have been killed off, but the show went on and I still liked it... up until the last episode. "Dexter" ended on 9/22/2013 after 8 seasons and 96 episodes with Remember the Monsters?. In regards to the last season, some people did not like it, but I thought it was OK. In fact I was onboard until the last few minutes of the final episode... which is when it totally derailed.
Many reviewers have said the finale was one of the worst, and I must agree. Although, perhaps not for the reasons some give. While many people seem to think Dexter should have gotten his comeuppance, I don't know why a happy ending would have been that terrible. He already decided he no longer needed to kill, so why couldn't he have gone off with Hannah and lived happily ever after? Apparently that ending was NEVER considered. The showrunner wanted to kill Dexter but the Showtime bigwigs said no.
Instead they had Dexter come to the incorrect conclusion that he had to leave his loved ones for their own safety. Even though what put them in danger was him killing other killers, and he had just decided he no longer needed to kill. So, obviously this would not be a problem in the future. Although he should have finished off Saxon instead of deciding to turn him over to the police. Which was his real problem... that he let some people live too long. Like Trinity. He let him live thinking he could learn something from him, and Trinity ended up killing Rita.
Because Dexter learned the absolutely WRONG lesson when the writer made it appear that he had made a breakthrough, my rating for "Remember the Monsters?" is LAME-O. Killing off his sister was not right either. Not after the entire season up to that point was her suffering and finally accepting what happened at the end of the previous season. Then when she does, she's killed off! A much worse decision than killing Rita, IMO. As a faithful viewer for 8 seasons I feel betrayed. Still. Screw whoever was responsible for this horrible ending that ruined an otherwise awesome series. Seriously, you suck.
Updated my profile today, deciding, on a lark to, as I often do on my political centered blog, ramble on as much as possible. Although on that blog the rambling is not deliberate, it just happens. Anyway, the "about me" section allows for 1200 characters. I typed as much as I decided I could without really saying anything, and, without knowing how many characters I had, saved my profile. Obviously less than 1200 characters, as the profile save was successful.
Next, although I had never done so before, I decided to answer the "random question", which was, "The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig". Because there was no noted character limit, I assumed that there wasn't one. So I proceeded to enter my story. When finished I clicked "save"... and was informed that there was an problem.
My profile could not be saved because I had exceeded the 400 character limit with my answer to the random question. The 400-character limit was displayed in red, and had not been there before. Turns out I exceeded it by a significant number of characters. After cutting and pasting my story into Word, I clicked on "tools" and then "word count". The count was more than 10 times the allowable number. Instead of letting my story go to waste, I decided to turn it into a post for my blog. Given the fact that this blog gets very few visitors, and given the fact that my goal with this story was to ramble on for as long as possible, I doubt anyone will read the story. Oh well, we shall see.
The Story
The bald frog did not know that all frogs were bald, and so, to cover his embarrassment, he wore a wig. The other frogs laughed at the wig-wearing frog, causing him even greater embarrassment than being bald did. Even so, he decided to continue wearing the wig, because his head was cold, and he didn't have a hat. Frogs have no money, so a trip to the hat store was out of the question. The wig-wearing frog cried himself to sleep every night, cursing his baldness and lack of a hat. Why me? he often wondered, sometimes thinking that he should just end it all.
One day, after a particularly nasty group of young punk frogs surrounded him and jeered him relentlessly, he decided to do just that. He considered leaving a note for anyone who might find his lifeless body to read, but realized that, most likely nobody would be interested in "why", but that they would, if they cared in the least, probably be glad that the world was minus one loser. The next thing to consider was how to do it. That is, how would he put an end to his miserable existence? The wig wearing frog considered hopping onto the nearest freeway and allowing a fast moving vehicle to smoosh him flat, but decided that was far to horrific to even think about.
Guts squirted everywhere, and vile flies landing, and pooping on his pancaked road kill corpse was a vision that haunted him for several days. He couldn't come up with another method to off himself; he couldn't even think seriously about it. Because so much of his time was taken up with thoughts about how awful being road kill would be, or how awful the moment just prior to becoming road kill might be. And, avoiding other frogs and their taunts regarding his wig was also time consuming.
A visit to the location where the most delicious flying insects were meant the possibility of an encounter with another frog. And so he just lay in bed and did nothing all day. Not going out meant not encountering any other frogs who might make fun of his bald head or wig. The wig-wearing frog was more miserable than he had ever been in his life. He didn't have the nerve to seek the sweet relief he craved, although he was completely convinced that there was no other answer. Every day he grew continually weaker, due to a lack of food and exercise to keep his muscles from wasting away. He wasn't even sure he wanted to eat any more of those insects, realizing now that eating them whole meant that he was also eating their feces.
This was an idea that entered his head when he first imagined the nasty bugs defecating on his flattened carcass, and decided then and there he would never consume another. After that decision it did not take long before the wig-wearing frog was so weak from hunger that he could no longer rise from his bed. The end is near now, the wig-wearing frog reflected one evening. He had, a long time ago, had some "friends" over for a visit, but that ended when the so-called friends criticized his (then) newly found wig. It was a casual get-together during which he had expected them all to be impressed with his now covered head. Instead they laughed, at first thinking he was pranking them. When they realized he was not, they laughed and called him names.
Looking back now, that was when the trouble began. If he could go back and do it all over, he would never have picked the wig out of the muck where he found it. But, as much as he hated the wig, he hated his bald head more. The wig-wearing frog drifted off, dreaming of the life that might have been if only he had found a stylish hat instead of the ugly smelly wig.
I'm watching MSNBC News Live and a story about the new version of the iPhone, iPhone 4, just concluded. The story covered the "iPhone frenzy", or "iPhone-demonium" - people standing in line to buy the new iPhone 4. The correspondent reporting live from the scene called it "super cool". The anchor back in the studio said she was jealous because she thought that the iPhone 4 that the correspondent was holding up was his own. It turned out to be a prop, and an Apple rep was standing by, waiting to retrieve the phone when the segment was over. My response? WTF?!
They did not say how much it cost, but I'm guessing around $400. In my opinion these people are idiots. Although you may find this hard to believe, I do not own a cell phone. I have no use for one, mainly due to the fact that I am not an important person. Nobody has the need to contact me "on the go". That, however, is not why iPhone owners tick me off.
The reason iPhone owners tick me off is because this is simply way to damn much to spend on a phone. If you have so much disposable income that you can afford to throw it away on an unneeded and overpriced gadget, when another lesser phone is more than adequate, you are either wrong, or should consider giving the money to a worthy charity. By being "wrong", I mean you're wrong about being able to afford an iPhone. Put the money towards your retirement, your children's education, or simply save it for a rainy day. Or, if you aren't wrong (you CAN afford the iPhone), it has got to be because you are a rich selfish arrogant Republican who isn't paying enough in taxes.
On the other hand, it is early adopters of new technologies that make it possible for people like me to buy the tech item later, at a much lower price. Without you companies wouldn't be incentivized to continually improve their tech products, which has the effect of driving down the cost of older models. That, at least, makes you useful idiots. However, as I already pointed out, I don't own an iPhone or even a basic cell phone, so these idiots are of no use to me. You're not driving improvements or the cost down of something I ever plan on buying.
For that reason I say, you tick me off. Especially if you already own any previous version of the iPhone and plan on buying the new one immediately. You have more money than sense, and, in this case, are not even a useful idiot. And, don't tell me that your old iPhone is going to your kid, and therefore your purchase is excusable because the phone isn't simply going to be tossed.
Don't tell me this because it will tick me off even more. Children do not need, nor should they have expensive tech gadgets. They will end up spoiled and with a feeling of entitlement. Unfortunately, a rich Republican a-hole probably won't see anything wrong with that.
